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Free Office Tasks When You're Bored
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Cowboy
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Call somebody in your company and tell them: "I just wanted to tell you that I have no time to talk right now", and hang up.
Signalize the end of a conversation by holding your ears
Shout out numbers when somebody's counting something
Suggest at the end of the meeting to hold hands and pray together.
Go into the office of a workaholic and turn on and off his lights 10 times.
Come to work wearing a camouflage suit and every time somebody asks you for the reason, say: "I can't talk about it"
Call everybody "Herbert" for at least 1 hour.
Take your keyboard to your colleague and ask: "Do you want to swap?"
During a meeting, move closer and closer to the door with your chair.
In a meeting, place Lego men on your table in the same seating arrangement as in the meeting. Every time somebody says something, move the respective Lego man.
Call yourself via the Intercom without adjusting your voice.
Always walk sideways to the copy machine.
Race around every table in the room with full speed.
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask,"Got enough air in there?"
Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
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