An elderly lady walked into a branch of the Chase Manhattan building holding a large paper bag in her hand. She told the young man at the window that she wished to take the $5 million she had in the bag and open an account with the bank. She said that before opening an account, though, she would like to meet the President of Chase Manhattan Bank. Due to the amount of money involved, the teller seemed to think that that was a reasonable request. The teller then opened the paper bag and estimated the money amounted to right around $5 million and telephoned the President's assistant to obtain an appointment for the woman.

The woman was escorted upstairs and ushered into the president's office. Introductions were made and she stated that she liked to get to know the people she did business with on a more personal level. The bank president then asked her how she came into such a large sum of money.

"Was it an inheritance?" he asked.

"No," she answered.

"Was it from playing the stock market?" he inquired.

"No," she replied.

He was quiet for a second, trying to think of where this elderly woman could possibly have come up with $5 million dollars.

"I bet," she stated.

"As in horses?" he asked.

"No," she replied. "I bet people." Seeing his confusion, she explained that she just bet on different things with people. All of a sudden she said, "I'll bet you $100,000 that by 10:00 o'clock tomorrow morning your balls will be square."

The bank president figured she must be off her rocker and decided to take her on her bet. He didn't know how he could lose. For the rest of the day he was very careful. He decided to stay home that evening and take no chances as there was $100,000 at stake.

When he got up in the morning and took his shower, he checked to make sure everything was okay. There was no difference in appearance of his balls. He looked the same as he always had. He went to work and waited for the woman to come in at 10:00 o'clock, humming as he went. The President was a gambling man and he knew this bet was in the bag -- how often did he get handed $100,000 this easily?

At 10:00 o'clock sharp the woman was shown into his office. With her was a man. When the bank president asked what the other man was doing in the office, she informed the president that he was her lawyer and she always took him along when there was that much money involved. "Well," she asked, "what about our bet?"

"I don't know how to tell you this ma'am," he replied, "but I'm the same as I've always been, only $100,000 richer!"

The lady seemed to accept this, but requested that she be able to see herself. The bank president was a bit shocked by the request but figured it was a reasonable request considering the amount of money involved and dropped his pants. She instructed him to bend over and then she grabbed hold of him. Sure enough, everything was fine. His balls were not square.

The bank president then looked up and saw her lawyer, standing across the room cursing and banging his head against the wall. "What's wrong with him?" he inquired.

"Oh, him," she answered. "I bet him $250,000 that by 10:00 o'clock this morning I'd have the president of Chase Manhattan Bank by the balls."