A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me father, for I have sinned."

"What is your sin, my son?" the priest asks back.

"Well," the man starts, "I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible."

"When did you use this awful language?" asks the priest.

"Well, I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was going...

A truck driver was driving down the highway when he saw an elderly priest at the side of the road. He stopped to give him a ride.

Further down the road the truck driver saw a lawyer along the side of the road, and turned the truck on a direct course to hit him. Then he thought, "Wait, I have a priest in the truck. I can't run down that lawyer?" So at the last second the truck driver...

One fine sunny day, an Irish man is out golfing and gets up to the 16th hole. He tees up and drives one. Unfortunately, it goes into the woods off the side of the fairway.

He goes looking for his ball and comes across this little man with a huge knot on his head and the golf ball lying right beside him. "Goodness," says the golfer then proceeds to revive the poor little guy....