Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation.

"How'd you die?" the first man asks the second.

"I froze to death," says the second.

"That's awful," says the first man.

"How does it feel to freeze to death?"

"It's very uncomfortable at first", says the second man. "You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and...

Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates.

The Lord spoke to them saying, "I will ask you each a simple question. If you tell the truth I will allow you into heaven, but if you lie, ... Hell is waiting for you."

To the first man the Lord asked, "How many times did you cheat on your wife?" The first man replied, "Lord, I was a good husband. I...