A man goes to a bar with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in this bar!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh, I'm sorry," says the embarrassed bartender, "Here, the first one's on me." The man then takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.

Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys...

The sleepwalking dog that gets up and runs into a wall.

A little girl asked her mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?

Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."

"What's that mean?" asked the girl.

"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."

The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Molly for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat,...