At a recent computer conference, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."

It did not take long for General Motors to issue a press release stating thirteen reasons why it would not be advantageous to...

This memo is to announce the development of a new company-wide software system. We are currently building a data center that will contain all company data that is Year 2000 compliant. The program is referred to as the "Millennial Year Application Software System," or more commonly dubbed "MYASS".

Next Monday at 9:00 AM there will be a meeting in which I will show MYASS...