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A man was out driving on the interstate at top speed in his new Porsche when he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.
"There's no way they can catch a Porsche!" he thought to himself and sped up even more. Then the reality of the situation hit him, "What the heck am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his license without a word,...
Your car is going out of control and your only hope is to click on the various controls to save yourself!
At a recent computer conference, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."
It did not take long for General Motors to issue a press release stating thirteen reasons why it would not be advantageous to...
- Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
- Do I look like a freaking people person?
- And which dwarf are you?
- I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
- How do I set a laser printer to stun?
- Driving to a different drummer.
- I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
- Don't worry. I forgot your name,...
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