A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot with a sign on the cage that said $50.00, which seemed awfully cheap.

"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.

The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should warn you first that this bird used to live in a house where prostitution took place and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."

The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new woman."

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but considering what the bird had seen, found it kind of amusing.

When her two daughters returned from school, the bird saw them enter and said, "New house, new woman, new girls."

The girls and the woman were a bit offended and shocked but then took it in stride considering how and where the parrot had been raised.

Moments later, the woman's husband Dave came home from work.

The bird looked at him and said, "Hi Dave!"