Two farmers were at the local cafe having their daily coffee. One farmer said, "I got a mule that has uncontrollable crazy fits. What did you do to help control your mule when he had the fits?"

The other farmer said, "I gave him a mixture of fryer oil and kerosene."

The next week they met again in the usual booth. "That was real good advice you gave me", said the first farmer sarcastically. "I gave him the fryer oil and kerosene mixture and it killed him."

The other farmer said, "Yeah, it killed mine, too."